Saturday, December 22, 2007

A young woman in Manhattan has two boyfriends - one in the Bronx and one in Brooklyn - both of whom she likes equally well.
To visit the boyfriend in the Bronx she takes the subway from the uptown side of the platform; to visit the boyfriend in Brooklyn she takes the subway from the downtown side of the same platform.
As she likes them both equally well, she simply takes the first train that comes along. Brooklyn and Bronx trains run equally often from this platform - every ten minutes - and are equally reliable. Yet for some reason she finds herself visiting the boyfriend in Brooklyn nine times out of ten. Why?

9 Comments:

Anonymous StretchyBill said...

The trains to the Bronx always leave 1 minute after the trains to Brooklyn. So if she arrives at random times she has a 9 out of 10 chance that the next train will be going to Brooklyn.

December 28, 2007 at 4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like she's dumb and stuff! dah!

July 31, 2009 at 6:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am that cock hungry too - but I don;t mind which guy I have inside me! XX

July 31, 2009 at 6:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Anonymous No1 you sound like my kind of gal. Do you take it in the chuff? xx

July 31, 2009 at 6:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know it I prefer anal though - does that float your boat?

July 31, 2009 at 6:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well my response depends on if you can answer this taxing riddle: a young woman in Manhattan has two orifices - one in the front and one in back - both of whom she likes equally well.
When visiting the boyfriend in the Bronx she takes it hard in the clout; when visiting the boyfriend in Brooklyn she takes it up the chocolate speedway lubed up like a pro.
As she likes them both equally well, she simply takes the first offer that comes along. Both fellas are equally reliable – and both can dump a good sized load every ten minutes. Yet for some reason she finds herself visiting the boyfriend in Brooklyn nine times out of ten. Why?

July 31, 2009 at 6:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's easy - it's me and I love the probing of young meat in my rusty sheriffs badge!

So I go to see Brokklyn Bob more often - lubing up as we speak!

July 31, 2009 at 6:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suspect she prefers getting AIDS-riddled spadge up her vadge to Clap-riddled spadge; Purely on a subconscious level

- She must have memorised the AIDS-spadge-bound train timetable instantly like in that Bourne film

QED

July 31, 2009 at 6:58 AM  
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